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Everybody loves owning a car. If you look on any street in any town in America, you are guaranteed to find at least one person who has chosen to "personalize" his vehicle. From a new set of wheels to a non-factory stereo, some owners feel the need to make their car theirs. I think that we need to carry this philosophy one step further... How about personalized pets! Running through the mental images, the funniest one I stumbled on was the "G-ed" out Cat. Picture if you will, a cat, whose fully-functional and practical legs have been replaced with a set of shiny 17-inch chrome five-stars. The kitty has a modified cat-back (no pun intended) exhaust, an awesome set of hydraulics (front, back and side to side) and a chrome tipped tail. Finally we chose to go with a little pink neon to accentuate the phat feline's lowered stance... Next mod--who knows? A Supra spoiler perhaps??? |
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Perhaps a conspiracy theory...
This may ruffle a few feathers but
it needs to be addressed. We here at tight
have a question. We all know what
tampons are...but what are they really used
for? We are fully aware of what they are
said to be used for...but the general consensus
around TIGHT is that they are underground commercial
masturbation devices! They are designed for
comfort...??? So what's next?
Tampons that protect better through the use
of batteries?? We are risking our very lives by
disclosing this confidential information. Nevertheless,
through various sources, we have infiltrated the female
agenda and pudendum (look it up) in order to bring
you the most important information.
-------------------------- ****SPECIAL UPDATE AS OF 11/21/97 **** Out leading research scientist Dr. Le Big Mac has recently made some very important discoveries regarding the use of tampons... Here is her report of her findings: To demonstrate the effects of tampons, our team stuck one in a 750ml bottle of PepsiMax (we didn't have any menstrual blood at hand) and left it overnight. In the morning, the tampon had inflated so much, we couldn't get it out of the bottle. You may still be skeptical, but our experiment illustrates an important point: The tampons inflate for comfort. You don't really want to feel it. Also, if it was a masturbation accessory, it would soak up any fluid, thus making a very rough journey and probably ending up getting stuck up there. -Le Big Mac |
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