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As in, what Burt is. There's a rumor 
going around that they're going to make
Burt on Sesame Street gay! Can't really 
confirm or deny that one right now, but 
I really hope it isn't true. 
If they make Burt gay, then the whole system
is going to break down. Next thing you
know, they'll make Ernie a neo-nazi, Elmo
will have a shoe fetish and Grover will 
be a pedophile. I'll be damned if any kid
of mine is going to watch that crap. And, come
on- If they're gonna make anybody gay, it 
should be Oscar. They can rename him:
Oscar the Bitch. Imagine, Big Bird comes
up to his trash can and Oscar says:
"Oh my god! Get away from my trashcan! *SNAP* I've
got to call my motha!" See, now that's 
entertainment. But, Burt? 
That's just sick.
Can anybody verify this for me?


On the subject of questionable stuff...
I suppose you've all heard how a private
institute has cloned a human. Some lady
had a skin cell taken- and the DNA from
it was plugged into an egg and the baby
developed inside one of those fishtank things.
That's kind of scary, especially for us guys.
If you noticed, there was no call for any
guy in the whole procedure. Now, the women
can have babies without our stuff. BUT... DO
NOT DESPAIR! The way I figure, once they get 
tired of seeing the same old clones, they'll 
have to come back to us. Remember that
saying, "if everyone was the same, it would be
a boring world".
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