I was sitting in class today and what did I spy??? Blonde tops and black roots everywhere. Buncha sleazy trailer park hoes you ask...nah just wall-to-wall Backstreet Boy wannabes. Funny thing is, if you ask any of these mega hip dudes what they think of the BSB, 98 Degrees, 'Nsync, etc...of the popular boy-bands of today, you'll probably get scores of "they suck!" Yada, yada... If they suck so bad, why do you try your damnedest to look like em. Is it your bleached out subconscious fessing up to the lamer within? I wonder...

If it's so goddamn hard to be yourself, then you should probably do the honorable thing and just commit suicide. Yeah, that's it. You suck soooooo bad that death is the only answer. But make sure that our last wishes for you are preserved and have your sorry fucking scalp extrusions returned to their natural states.

Don't assume that more girls will want you if you have a crispy, gelled mess sitting on top of your sorry ass head. That just lets em know that you suck even before they'd think of speaking to you.

You: Buh...buh...but...girls like the Backstreet Boys.

Us: They're rich.

You: I'm rich too.

Us: They're famous. And you still suck. Oh yeah, lots of gay guys like to bleach their hair too. (more subconscious shit???)

Put down the peroxide. Be yourself. You have no fame, no taste, and definitely not a stadium full of hot women screaming your name and buying your records.

If you're pissed from reading this...good. A pissy mood goes well with hair that looks like somebody took a whiz in it.

fin.

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