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Just when I thought I wanted kids, some little bastards come along and ruin my fantasy every time. I would hate to think that I contributed to half the chromosomes of a fucking moron, so I've pretty much concluded that a vasectomy is the only answer. I'm going for a heavy-duty one too... sever my shit, tie it off, and chain it with a padlock. Paraphrasing a famous comedian I once heard, "Baby, if he gets outta here, you better name him Hercules!"

Exactly when does the public ass-kicking for these little pieces of shit begin??? Yeah, well, I'm sure some bleeding heart out there wants to rehabilitate and counsel these fuckheads back into society...uhhhhh...NO!!! Which brings me to another proposition set forth by another comedian--upping the age for abortions. Funny then when I was watching it on TV, but truthfully necessary now, he said, "I think the maximum age for abortion should be moved up from five months to like six or seven years in order to see what you got. Kid ain't acting right, take him to the clinic. Put all those bastards in a room, pour gasoline on em and light their little asses up."

I couldn't agree more.

Ever since that damn Jeremy video came out, kids have pretty much gone straight to hell. Just when we'd given up on teenagers, a couple of pre-teens had to screw up that age group's rep.

VASECTOMY---Just do it.