TIGHT

It's loaded
Too loaded if you ask me. Surge has swept the land and hooked thousands of people everywhere- Maybe it's just a fad or
maybe it's the caffeine and the 42g of sugar, but whatever the case, people really get addicted to the crap, and it's kinda scary in some cases. Rumor has it, too much Surge causes kidney infection! Heh,
there had to be some kind of catch. Of course, too much anything probably gives you a kidney infection too. Hell, it tastes good enough- sort of like a Mello Yello clone. What ever happened
to Mello Yello.....

It doesn't matter really. What's wrong with
cloning? It's da'bomb! At least those scientist guys think so- You've probably heard all about how they cloned a sheep and stuff. It only took 'em about 300 tries, which is pretty good- considering... So, you're probably ready to go out and start
cloning yourself, right? Well, first you'll need
some lady. You know, to bear your clones. Now, just replace that thingy with your DNA and viola! Too bad that by the time it's as old as you, you'll be twice as old as you are now. A lot of help that is- maybe it'll carry some of your evil traits with it though.

Hopefully, your clones will be able to see that Carmen Electra never should have replaced Jenny McCarthy- What's up with that? Carmen is tight as hell and everything,
but she's no Singled Out host- She just lacks
a certain something- a certain "Jennyness" if you will. Let's leave being tight while rocking the house at the same time to Jenny, huh? But, all things considered, I
guess since Jenny is getting her own show now, it's OK.

Well, have you bookmarked this page yet? No? The get your friggin mouse pointer up there and get to it! While you're at it,
go ahead and make this your home page 'cause you need to come here every day anyway. TIGHT is everything you
wanted for Christmas but didn't get. In fact, if you make this your homepage, you can join the "TIGHT 'WE ROCK' CLUB".
If you tell us that you have made TIGHT your homepage, then you're in! By being a member of the club, you entitle yourself nothing aside from having your name on the soon to be displayed list of members. Isn't that great?

Another week, another pile of puke. But,
puke is good when it's TIGHT!