(1.14) Aug8-?
UPDATED IRREGULARLY! (usually)
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Now that UPS is temporarily on the glitz, who is there you can turn
to for your delivery needs? Who can you trust to get the job done? Look no further-
This Week, TIGHT Ezine becomes... TIGHT Parcel Service!
We get your packages to their drop offs the most lucrative and inexpensive way possible... EMail! Yes, we'll take any package any shape any size through Email and then deliver it to the addressee using the newest technology in transportation: All of our vehicles run off of nitrogen! They turn air... to fuel! |
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Do you have packages in UPS limbo? TIGHT can help. Using temporal mechanics and about 3000 servo motors, we've made it possible to intercept your packages in the past before it ever got to UPS! By cutting so many cost, we offer you the lowest prices for delivery- anywhere. Just $5.00- any package, any destination- 3 hour delivery. Add additional $10.50 for time traveling packages. (Ask about our "Delivery to Yesteryear" services) Have your stuff ready to go? Just fill out the shipping form below!... SHIPPING FORM: RECENT NEWS: TIGHT Parcel Service is temporarily out due to a strike that has just formed. Noone can come to any compromise yet, so if you need a job, we're looking for scabs. Anyone can apply. Don't worry about the teamsters... only one of them has a gun we think. |
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Thanks goes out to Devon, 'cause she left her pants in Texas.
BS- hold the sun
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