The worst has come

It seems that everybody in the whole fuckin' world is pluggin up and getting "online". For those of us that are Net Vets, the influxes of
people are like party crashers busting into
our member's only club. Our "special place" has been discovered and it just doesn't seem as special any more. On the other hand, though, most of my good friends are now online (AOL) and there are a lot more interesting people to chat with. Most of the thanks for all of these new online members
can be given to AOL- who despite all the fuss, are still probably making about a ka-billion dollars a month. Getting a busy signal when signing on AOL? Then get a REAL Internet connection and then sign on TCP/IP. I guarantee you'll log on with no hassles. Heh heh.

One never could find anything really useful
on the Web, and times haven't changed.
The web is a huge junkyard. There's some stuff in there that you might be able to use, but it's basically all trash. Even (and especially) this web page is just a big waste of time. But, who really cares? If you've read this far, you're just as sorry as the next surfer, which really isn't that sorry at all considering neither of you are watching TV or shooting people. Nope- You, my friend, are a Web Surfer. Somehow... through some link... while searching for free porn, you've stumbled across this cult e-zine. Now that you've found us, bookmark this page, tell all of your friends and send us money. Because, of course, that's the main
reason this 'zine is here anyway. We hope to (snicker- get this) Make some money off of this page. JOIN US! You have a web pageof your own? I bet you do! Then lets trade links. Reciprocal, if you will. You'll get a link on this page and we'll get a link on yours. It's just that simple, so come on! Be a pal- let's try to get rich.

Or better yet (this is a good one) here's a plan so that we can all get lots of hits. You promise to look at my web page every day, for a month and I’ll do the same. Reciprocal hits- it's a concept. Maybe not a good one, but it's something to think on, eh?

Well isn't that special- all of that text and no
hyper-links? Yes, we do know how to make them, there just isn't anything out there worth linking to (except here, of course). So, where do you go from here? The thing is, this week, you don't. So go ahead and make this your home page 'cause you
need to come here every day anyway. TIGHT is your Mom, your roommate and your "significant other" all smashed
together into one perfect being. In fact, if you make this your homepage, you too can become a "TIGHT HOMEY". If you tell us that you have made TIGHT your homepage, then you'll go on our sacred "List of Da Homeyz" (to be displayed as soon as people sign up).

Well, that seems to be a weeks worth, maybe we'll format the text so that it's in a skinny long column sort of like they do at suck.com so that it'll look like there's more
"content"... or something.