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DRIVE-IN MOVIE SELECTION
There here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and they're fresh out of ass!!!
Monster mutations! Dino's reborn! The things that go bump in the middle of the night!
Even MST3000 would cringe!
Bad acting. Bad stories. Bad direction. Even worse special effects. In other words - the movies we love the most!
My mommy used to beat me as a kid!
Guys who stalk people, and the girls who love them! Something tells me we're not at Camp Crytal Lake anymore...
They're dead... they're all messed up.
The dead walk, and kill, and eat, and eat, and eat some more...
VAMPIRES ARE PEOPLE TOO
Children! I love children!
Another bloodsucker movie is born every minute! The most popular of movie monsters as you've never seen them before!
Don't look at me! I didn't do it!
Psychological horror for the discriminating fan!
Take my wife, please!
Side-splitting comedy stuff!
Models turned actresses!
Sweaty hardbodies engaging in sinful sex!
Why don't you boys go suck on some fish-heads?!
Gun-fights, kick-boxing, explosions. No, it's not O.J.'s home life. We're talking action-adventure at it's finest!
And the oscar goes too...
High brow human dramas!
Godzilla, it ain't!
The best in Japananimation!
Clint Eastwood? What kind of stoopid name is that?!
When the west was wild, and the plumbing outdoors!
Hey... (I can do that!)... (How did they do that?)... (I want to know more about that!)... etc.
Things about the things that go bump in the night!
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