One night I dreamed that I was eating flannel cakes and when I woke up half my blanket was gone!
-- Andy Tyree
After church, a little boy asked his mother about the large war memorial located in the church yard. She explained to him that it was there so that we would remember those who had died in the service. After a moment of silence, the boy asked, "Which service? The 9:30 or the 11:00 O'Clock?"
-- Helene Tyree