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News Online ... Newspapers&Magazines: ... in English ... in Czech ... in Slovak ... Czech and Slovak Publications Abroad ... Radio and TV ... Publishers ... and some humor


 NEWS ONLINE-Misc.

Central European Online Navigator. News, politics, cultural events


NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES:

IN ENGLISH


IN CZECH-major daily/weekly news sources are in BOLD


IN SLOVAK-major daily/weekly news sources are in BOLD


CZECH AND SLOVAK NEWSPAPERS ABROAD 


RADIO and TV:


... AND SOME HUMOR.

(from former Czechoslovakia)

An American, British and Russian (could easily be substituted with a Czech/Slovak) meet to tell each other the happiest moments of their lives.

The American says: --I was sleeping in my beach house when somebody gently knocked on my door. I opened it and there she was. Marylin Monroe asking me, if I was presently occupied ...I will remember that night forever.

The British says: --I also was sleeping when somebody knocked urgently on my door. It was my butler telling me that I won 100,000 pounds in horse races. I'll remember that night forever.

The Russian says: --I also was sleeping when around 3 a.m. I heard pounding on my door. I opened and saw two somber looking guys, in long leather jackets and hats standing there. One of them asked me: Are you Ivan Ivanovic Ivanov?

--I answered with great relief: NO, NO, HE LIVES IN THE APARTMENT ABOVE ME!!!

Tell me what you read and I will tell you, who did you steal the book from.

If you want to read the Textbook of the Czechoslovak Secret Police click here. Now it reads like a joke but a decade ago it was no fun... (A link to the site of the Czech Necenzurovane Noviny-it's about 165K text file-in Czech language).

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