PageJ.htm

The Roo Quiz

Answer the following questions to see if you know your ROO -- (choose the most ROO-like answer):

Question #1: When traveling in a car it is proper to...

...allow ROO to sit on the front passenger seat.
...pull over when ROO needs a litter pan stop.
...ask other drivers to get out of your way because you have a ROO in your vehicle.
...all of the above.
...none of the above...ROO is too busy working the accelerator.

Question #2: At night, ROO...

...dreams of tuna.
...plots ways to wake up the people she lives with.
...rearranges magazines.
...all of the above.
...none of the above...ROO is too busy downloading files from AOL.

Question #3: In the animation entitled "A Day in the Life of ROO," ROO...

...rearranges a fruit basket.
...takes in an important meeting.
...annoys her sister.
...all of the above.
...none of the above...ROO is to busy saving mankind from certain destruction.

Question #4: Kangaroo has ____ white hairs at the tip of her tail.

8
11
18
21
...none of the above...Everyone knows ROO doesn't have any white hairs.

Question #5: ROO has been judged to be...

...'pet' quality.
...'show' quality.
...'grand champion.'
...'ROO' quality.
...none of the above...ROO eschews blatant commercialism and crass comparisons.

Question #6: Soon after deciding to live with her current family, it was suspected that ROO...

...had some Persian in her.
...had some tuna in her.
...had come to Earth from another planet.
...all of the above.
...none of the above...ROO was too busy making repairs to her spaceship.

Question #7: ROO is most like...

...the Siamese cats who sing We are Siamese if you please...We are Siamese if you don't please..
...the St. Jame's Street Cat in the musical CATS.
...the Dalmatian named Pongo in 101 Dalmatians.
...Sean Connery in the movie Goldfinger.
...none of the above...ROO is offended by any attempt to compare her with anyone or anything else.

Question #8: "SNIT" is best defined as...

...a love of all mankind.
...charity, goodness and light.
...a form of extra sensory perception.
...a walk on the wild side.
...a personal artistic aesthetic.

Question #9: As the people she lives with try to get out of the house in the morning, ROO often decides that this would be a good time to...

...scratch on the walls.
...rip up some carpet.
...ask for a tummy rub.
...all of the above.
...none of the above...Roo is too busy working in the laboratory.

Question #10: ROO, in her capacity of CEO and Chief Tuna Tester of ROO Enterprises, has compared a really fast computer with...

...a can of cat food.
...a can of tuna.
...two cans of tuna.
...a trip to a tuna factory.
...none of the above...ROO has never been known to comment on things she knows nothing about.

Access a New Mail Screen and mail your answers to: KANGAROOHP@aol.com. The weekly winner will be determined by a random drawing of all entrants receiving a perfect score of 10. Prizes will be mailed within 1 - 2 weeks.

Good luck and may the SNIT be with you.

Return to Home Page.