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Greevey

Sgt. Max Greevey

George Dzundza
  • Religious/ethnic background: Irish Catholic. Pro-life.
  • Marital status: Married to Marie.
  • Family background: Three children: Eileen, Matthew, and ?.
  • Work history: Used to partner with Cragen (before Logan).
  • Hobbies/other: Mets fan. Hates horseback riding.

The Quotable Greevey


Reaper's Helper

Cragen: "Good news and bad news."
Max: "Let me guess. The good news is that somebody just walked and confessed."

Everybody's Favorite Bagman

[to man with a pit bull] "Spuds moves, you're history."

Indifference

Psychologist [referring to Logan]: "Are you in charge of this ape?"
Greevey: "It's my cross to bear."

(to a freaking-out Logan): "Mike, Mike, take it easy."
(then to Babcock): "He's never recovered from the nuns--a cultural thing."

(to Logan): "You saw this on Oprah, or what?"

Torrents of Greed

Logan: "It's like going to the senior prom and scoring bare wrist."
Greevey (throwing hands up in the air): "Freakin' consolation prize!"