Zen Help

ZH1. The midterm exam is coming soon. Take it seriously, but not too seriously. The point is to learn, not to make a perfect score on a test.

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ZH2. Kind of like playing video games.

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ZH4. Good advice for tests!

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ZH6. And have a really great Spring Break!

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ZH8. Don't try to write to present eternal wisdom, just answer the question.

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ZH9. Heh, heh, heh. Zen Masters Beavis and Butthead

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ZH10. Don't we all "Need Help" sometimes?

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ZH14. And did you wear glasses?

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ZH15. Just remember to bend your knees or you could really hurt your back.

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ZH19. Or if you can't be poised and wise, just be on your own. It's Spring Break! More Zen.

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ZH21. You know?

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ZH22. Once you become a zen master, zen is like a huge pile of gold dung!

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ZH30. Sometimes this stuff only hurts my brain.

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ZH31. Sounds suspiciously like a lawyer.

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ZH33. Spend a lot of time in the Village and you will see one sooner or later!

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ZH34. Only slightly less enlightening than J.P. Sartre

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ZH40. Congratulations! You have crossed the river of ignorance to the wisdom beyond

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