Rules of the Game:
• 1 drink for every time Peter either pulls out a gun or takes a gun right after "Pop" tells him he doesn't need it.
• 1 drink for every time Peter says to "Pop," "You're gonna have to teach me that sometime ..."
• 1 drink for every foot shot of DC (kicking or about to kick someone).
• 2 drinks for every time Peter gets to kiss the girl.
• 1 bottle chugged for when Peter has his shirt off.
• 1 drink every time Peter smiles.
• 3 drinks every time Peter blushes.
• 3 drinks every time Caine rolls his eyes over something Peter's done.
• 1 drink for every time DC says "Don't call me Pop."
• 2 drinks for every time the Ancient says "Bloody Marvelous."
• 3 drinks for every time Peter says "Bloody Marvelous."
• A shot and a bottle for when/if we see Kermit with his shirt off.
• 3 drinks for Kermit with his glasses off.
• A Grasshopper cocktail every time they flash back to the original series. And doubles if KCC is referred to as Grasshopper.
• Caine rescues Peter -- 2 drinks.
• Peter gets beaten up -- 2 drinks if 1st season, 3 drinks otherwise.
• Peter *doesn't* get the girl -- 10 drinks.
• Obvious use of something Canadian -- 3 drinks.
• Peter with his shirt off -- 3 drinks and a hearty cheer.
• Peter with nothing on -- 5 drinks, put the VCR on frame-by-frame, and enjoy.
• Frank yelling--1 drink.
• Frank waxing philosophical--5 drinks.
• Someone out to get Caine because his grandfather killed the Emperor's nephew (sigh)--1 drink.
• The return of a bad guy--3 drinks.
• Peter stammers when nervous--2 drinks.
• Peter sitting perfectly still--5 drinks (it does happen, you just have to look for it).
• Peter speaking Chinese--5 drinks.
• Caine speaking Chinese--10 drinks.

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