Beach Bunny
Bimbos With Blasters is a fast, action packed game that captures all
the fun and silliness of those bikini movies you watch late at night on cable.
Players get to create one of three types of characters: Beach Babes, Beach
Dudes, and Beach Bunny Bimbos.
Beach Babes are beautiful women who you might meet any day; who like to go to the beach and swim or sun; and are just nice to be around. This is not to say that they are of ornamentational value only. No, they have regular jobs or rich families who support them while they do significant work in the community.
Beach Dudes are the guys who date or want to date the Beach Babes and Beach Bunny Bimbos. They either work near or on the Beach and its supporting businesses. Their personalities run from feckless, fearless, surfers to crusty beach bums. Many have perfectly good jobs. This gives them the money to spend on the girls. What sets them apart is their willingness to drop whatever they are doing if the girls need them.
Beach Bunny Bimbos are the girls or guys who live in a strange state of mind that we can only wonder at. Always devestatingly attractive, they live for the moment and to the maximum. Loyal, seldom jealous, full of energy, and quick to forgive a hurt, they bebop through the day and night bringing their own special cheer. All exude an air of thunderous innocent sexuality (they're just breasts, you silly!) that never leaves them companionless.
What we have is a group of good friends who have to save the world - one beach at a time? Martians have landed and are hiding among us. They really don't fit in because they like all kinds of stupid stuff like Elvis pompador haircuts, pink flamingos, and polyester leisure suits. You'd think we could spot them right off, but they have a mind affecting field around them that encourages us to ignore and forget them. But (you guessed it) the Beach Bunny Bimbos are immune because they have no minds to affect. They are our heroes! They are the ones who have the thankless job of convincing their friends that something must be done about those groody weirdos who keep buying up all the soft icecream stands in the neighborhood, and so on. After all, who but their friends would believe them?
Beach Babes:
Trixie - Army brat.
Daughter of an army general. She is an expert shot. However, she doesn't
like hand to hand combat (Sweaty! Ick!). She has never had a bad hair day.
She looks great in green. She has the best fashion sense and wants to be
a designer. She is trying to reform Cherry.
Susie - Gymnist and physical
cultist (nudist). Her life revolves around philosophy, body shaping, and
sun worship. Because she is a nudist she is very casual about skin - sexiness
and nakedness are not equivalent to her. She is looking for a "soul" mate.
She works as an aerobic trainer at the athletic club.
Felicia - A model and
spokesperson. In between fashion gigs she is hired to demo everything from
steak knives, to diet supplements, to exercise equipment. Her cosmopolitan
looks make her attractive to a wide audience. Even Susie is jealous of Felicia's
slender shape and "hard" body where fat is only where fat is supposed to
be.
Sally - Roger's girlfriend
and expert rollerblade skater. She is a product of private finishing schools
and catholic education, including extensive self-defense tutoring by Sister
Mary "The Terminator" Grace of the Order of Perpetual Sorrow. Her greatest
desire is to get her MRS degree and spend the rest of her life at the country
club or country estate. She considers slumming with the Beach Bunny Bimbos
to be community service.
Jennette - A laboratory
technologist who sheds her smock on weekends to get wild and crazy with the
girls. A definite adrenalin junkie. Unknown to her, she is the daughter of
a woman who escaped an early Martian genetic research experiment. She had
inherited an advanced physical structure. Her flesh is tougher than
the best body armor and she heals without scarring.
Ginger - though an art
student, she doesn't take kindly to criticism. Sarcastic when insecure or
afraid. Due to her "trained eye" she is the most perceptive of the bunch
in general and has the best memory for detail. She works part-time as a
bartender.
Debbie - Daughter of
a circus performer. She's helped roadies drive tent stakes since she was
a child. Now she's in college training to be a nurse.
Beach Dudes:
Brad - an excellent surfer.
He has parlayed his sultry good looks and bad boy/rebel attitude into a number
of relationships with the girls. All ended when he refused to commit to them.
Still, he remains a friend to all. Every so often a girl decides to "reform"
him and he gets a new girlfriend until she gives up.
Roger - Roger is the
son of an industrialist weapons manufacturer and expects to inherit his father's
vast empire. He is Sally's boyfriend and is found with the Bunnies whenever
she is there (and only when she is there). He has exceptional access to military
and special op equipment when necessary.
Jerry - Jerry sees himself
as the "protector" or "man-at-arms" of the group. He figures that if he hangs
around long enough he will see "everything" which has a tendency to pop out
of those teenie bikinis. Interests are fast cars, paintball, and girls playing
volleyball.
Beach Bunny Bimbos:
Sandy - She is the daughter
of a rock star of the seventies. She lives in a beach house with a live-in
maid. Her parents are rarely around since they consider themselves to be
a bad influence on her.
Cherry - A Beach Bunny
Bimbo in training. Cherry is as affectionate as a puppy. An human male she
meets wants to protect her and jump her with equal fervor. Her older brother
is a varsity baseball player. They practiced together before he went to college.
Cherry hasn't learned yet that the boys don't want girls to be more physically
skilled than they are, partially because the boys always let her get a hit
because they want to watch her run the bases. Note - Cherry is underage and
is off limits.
Tina - Tina might have
made something of her life, but her white trash parents won the lottery.
Now the only two things that fills her mind is guessing the new flavor of
the week at the frozen yogurt store (it is clearly posted on the wall above
the counter) and how long until her allowance gets deposited into her credit
card account. Theoretically, she is rich, but she is always broke due to
extravagent purchases. She likes RPG's if the players are cute.
Mitzi - Runs a small
tee shirt shop called the T-Shop in a nearby mall. She specializes in cotton
tee shirts. She is about as bright as a small appliance bulb.
A possible adventure is the following
All the characters are members of the same athletic club on the beach which is where Mitzi, like, catches up with them.
A short conversation with Mitzi:
"You know, like, I was at my store in the mall, dontchyanow, when these three geeky-looking guys, like, sashay into the store, y'know, and, like, start pawing through the racks of T-shirts. Now, like, this wouldn't normally bother me, y'know, but, like, I thought that they were kinda, well y'know, grody-like?
Anyways, so, like, I'm like losing all my customers, when one of these geeky guys comes up to me and asks if he can get one of my shirts in polyester! I mean, that's like really gross. And so I said to him, "That's like really gross, man!" And he gives me this weird sort of look, you know, like he was scoping me out, like to ask me out or something, you know? But then, like, he and his buds just kinda walked on out.
So then, like, I head on out to get some lunch at Cheese City, y'know, 'cause I don't eat meat, 'cause it's really bogus, y'know? So I come back an hour later, and these geeks have opened a store right down from mine that, like, sells like plastic lawn elves, velvet Elvis' and big gold medallions!
So, like, this really bums me out, and when Cherry, my, y'know, assistant, like, comes in I say, "Y'know, Cherry, that new store, like, really bums me out, y'know?" And Cherry says, "Like, yeah, grody!" And I was trying to think of what to do when, like, I thought of you guys! And then, like, I thought real hard, which is, like, really difficult, y'know? And I say to Cherry, like, "Y'know, Cherry, I think those geeks are like Martians!" And Cherry says, like, "Oh, gross!"
And, like, try not to make a mess that the shoppers, like, think is grody. Like, make sure they don't have green blood cause it gets in the carpet, and we'll have to rent a Rinse and Vac, and, like, the inside will be full of dirty water after, y'know, you clean the carpet, like, I just want to gag!
So, like, will you, y'know, come and help?
If there isn't enough material here and in the game itself, you could throw in elements from the following RPGs: