Everyone’s Fault
I failed a test the other day
I got an F when I should have got an A:
The teacher failed to motivate me
My parents didn’t raise me right
The other students brought up the grading curve, and the
Networks broadcast the best shows on study nightschorus: It’s everyone’s fault but my own [x4]
I blame my folks for bad genetics
When things go wrong in what I do
No failure is my fault
When there’s someone left to sue
(There’s always someone -- who’s left to sue)Eve said the serpent made her sin
The democrats are targets of republicans:
A guilty man may blame another
Perhaps because his character’s not strong
He'll accuse his family, or movies and TV,
But that isn’t me – I never do anything wrong[chorus]
Words and music by Scott Yoho ©2005 Auto Order Music (BMI)