On a sign at the entrance to a Tokyo clothing store:
"State Regulation
NOT@STEAL
It is forbidden to shop listing"
Posted on a huge sign recently outside the Tokyo Gymnasium
"21th Handball League"
From a bar of Japanese candy: (formatting intact)
"CIGAR FARM MILK PIE
Ten yards away, a
dandruff of snow sp
rinkling onto their u-
ncovered heads, a d-
ozen or more football
players clasp hands
and kneel in prayee
r not for themselv
es, but for the safety
of brother and siste
rs overseas who have"
On a coffee mug:
"ROMANTIC DAYS
If you had spent a long time for you want to do you are able to be so..."
"To cross street push button at night."
"AH MY GODDESS
Merciful and Helpful Goddess Office
Sorry for the late introduction, but my name is 'Belldandy'.
I wish a goddess like you could stay with me forever!
My name is Belldandy.
Please listen to my word under the name of the roof-tile!
Please relieve that Person!
Person standing in my way!
Please open the door for me, or give me the key to open the door."
"LUBE NOW"
(first name) (last name)
"Research and Produce"