The title at the top of the English version of the instructions on disposing of garbage in Yashio City, Japan.


I happen to live on the first floor of a four-story building and I don't particularly like the idea of the people upstairs putting their garbage in front of my entrance!


I'm not sure that I can make any promises on this one, although I have been eating lots of greasy food recently. I wonder where the document on "How to Wipe" is.


First of all, it sounds to me like the children and residents of this town are being called garbage. Second of all, what is this about a bounty? I knew cowboys were popular here but come on!